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In a message dated 98-04-29 01:06:32 EDT, you write: > > THINGS TO PONDER....... > If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is > no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? > If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? > If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is > it considered a hostage situation? > Is there another word for synonym? > Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" > When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? > Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" > Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? > What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating > an endangered plant? > If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? > Would a fly without wings be called a walk? > Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone > will clean them? > If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? > If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? > Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? > Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? > If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to > remain silent? > Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? > How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? > Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? > Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? > > > > --------- End forwarded message ---------- >