In a message dated 5/10/98 2:53:04 PM Central Daylight Time, [log in to unmask] writes: << Paul, I failed to give you the best piece of advice yet. Find yourself an old ERA bottle -- that's right, the laundry detergent--cut the inside spout out and viola, the best urinal in the Western hemisphere. You don't need to go to the Bathroom to go #1. WHH