Think that you might enjoy this one . . .if you like humor . . . .nancy v
Men and Women
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love
him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try
to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men -
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes -
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and
she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman
- before marriage & after marriage.
