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> >Kids in the back seat cause accidents; > > accidents in the back seat cause kids. > > > > It's not the pace of life that concerns me, > > it's the sudden stop at the end. > > > > It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. > > > > Living on Earth is expensive, > > but it does include free trips around the sun. > > > > The only time the world beats a path to your door > > is if you're in the bathroom. > > > > IF GOD WANTED ME TO TOUCH MY TOES, > > HE WOULD HAVE PUT THEM ON MY KNEES. > > > > Never knock on Death's door: > > ring the doorbell and run (he hates that). > > > > Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself). > > > > When you're finally holding all the cards, > > why does everyone else decide to play chess? > > > > If you're living on the edge, > > make sure you're wearing your seat belt. > > > > Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. > > > > There are two kinds of pedestrians... > > the quick and the dead. > > > > Life is sexually transmitted. > > > > An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. > > > > A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FOOT > > > > Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has > > the better attorney. > > > > The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. > > > > It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere. > > > > Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. jjjane