THINGS YOU'D RATHER NOT HEAR DURING SURGERY:
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor--we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie.
Oh, no. I just lost my Rolex.
Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, lookee-here, the guy's
got two of 'em.
Everybody stand back--I lost my contact lens.
Could you stop that thing from thumping; it's throwing my
concentration off.
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now, can you make his leg twitch?!
I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses...
Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...?
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of
the ape.
This patient has already had some kids--right?
There go the lights again...
What's this doing here?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of
nature!
Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Rats! Page 147 of the manual is missing!
