In a message dated 98-06-09 19:54:08 EDT, you write: << Ah-ha! I have the answer. I'll visit Mexico and swim across the Rio Grande. That should serve to change my status from being a mere foreigner to that of being an illegal alien. Now there's a word to conjure with. (With tongue firmly in cheek) Dennis, Why don't you just wade across like everyoe else.? WHH Dennis. >>