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> A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a
> hotel in Asia,  which was recorded and published in the Far East
> Economic Review.....
>
> Room Service:  "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
> Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
> RS :  "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
> Guest:  "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
> RS:  "Ow July den?"
> G: "What??"
> RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"
> G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
> RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
> G: "Crisp will be fine"
> RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
> G:"What?"
> RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
> G: "I don't think so"
> RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
> G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
>
> means."
> RS:  "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
> bother?"
> G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
>
> English muffin will be fine."
> RS:"We bother?"
> G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
> RS: "Wad?"
> G:  "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
> RS: "Copy?"
> G: "Sorry?"
> RS:"Copy...tea...mill?"
> G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
> RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
> tossy
> singlish mopping
> we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"
> G:  "Whatever you say"
> RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
> G : "You're welcome

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