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Hi Bonnie & Bruce; Don't tell me this is the beginning of a new spate of posts on E-Mail Volume????????????????? > Bruce, > I've gotten a total of 7 posts today. Maybe everybody's gone to DC. Would you > like me to fwd what I'd got? > > In a message dated 98-06-14 17:39:11 EDT, you write: > > > > > I've gotten 3 posts today. Am I malfunctioning or are we all just posted > > out? > > Is it time yet for a provocative joke to liven things up? > > > A new employee was assigned a simple task at the Tickle Me Elmo manufacturing plant. Some forty minutes later one of the foreman noticed the production line had stopped and was piling up right where the new employee was seated. He arrived on the scene to discover she was stitching something onto the Elmo's lower region. When she explained what she was doing he roared with laughter and said "No, blondie.......You were simply asked to give each new Elmo two test tickles!!" Keep smilin' ..................... Murray PS: I used the time I normally reserve to read your messages to clean up my hard drive and fix a few things. [log in to unmask]