new state mottos......................
Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
>>
>> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
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>> Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
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>> Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang
>>
>> California: As Seen on TV
>>
>> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>>
>> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier
>> and With Less Character
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>> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>>
>> Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist
>> Extremism
>>
>> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>> (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your
>> Money)
>>
>> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay,
>> We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
>>
>> Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
>>
>> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>>
>> Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
>>
>> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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>> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last
>> Names
>>
>> Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
>> But That's Our Tourism Slogan
>>
>> Maine: Cheap Lobster
>>
>> Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
>>
>> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than
>> Sweden's
>> (For Most Tax Brackets)
>>
>> Michigan: First Line of Defense From the
>> Canadians
>>
>> Minnesota: For Sale
>>
>> Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own
>> State
>>
>> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars
>> at Work
>>
>> Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer,
>> and Very Little Else
>>
>> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>>
>> Nevada: Whores and Poker!
>>
>> New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us
>> Alone
>>
>> New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I
>> Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>>
>> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>>
>> New York: You Have the Right to Remain
>> Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
>>
>> North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
>>
>> North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um...
>> Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!
>>
>> Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
>>
>> Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
>>
>> Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
>>
>> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
>>
>> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
>>
>> South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We
>> Didn't Actually Surrender
>>
>> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
>>
>> Tennessee: The Educashun State
>>
>> Texas: Se Hablo Ingles
>>
>> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>>
>> Vermont: Yep
>>
>> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and
>> Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>>
>> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds
>> and Slackers!
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