At 01:53 PM 6/19/98 , Bruce Anderson wrote:
>new state mottos......................
>
> Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
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>>> Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds
>>> and Slackers!
>>>
Bruce, why stop there?
There's DC and there are more states....
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Wynot?
...and don't forget the provinces in Canada to our north:
Alberta: Famous Tar Pits.
British Columbia: The land before time.
Labrador: Yet to be retrieved.
Manitoba: Home of Winnie the Peg.
New Brunswick: To us, Maine is Southwest.
Newfoundland: It's about time.
Nova Scotia: Lots of lox.
Ontario: It's a long way to Kenora.
Prince Edward Island: The smallest province.
Quebec: Where French is fractured.
Saskatchewan: There's a katch in our swan.
Yukon: You kon't.
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