Hi Bruce; You wrote: > > I've gotten 3 posts today. Am I malfunctioning or are we all just posted > out? > Is it time yet for a provocative joke to liven things up? > Here's a little something you can check out for what its worth while you are waiting for word from DC. Apparently Bill Gates has a problem we didn't know about... 1. Open a new document in Word 2. Type "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes) 3. Highlight the entire sentence you just typed 4. Click Tools -> Language -> Thesaurus (or hit shift-F7) to open the thesaurus Best regards, .............................. Murray [log in to unmask]