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Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said: "I don't have anyone to talk to." God said: "I will give you a companion, and it will be a Woman." "God said, "This Woman will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the nightto take care of them. She will not nag you or criticize you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a "headache" when you're feeling romantic and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed." Adam asked God: " What will a Woman like this cost?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam then asked: "What can I get for just a rib? " The rest is history.