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My daughter sent me this and I got a good laugh out of it. Hope you do too. Rosemary CG for Dex 74/5 WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN? * The Yoko Ono club? Oh no. * The German philosophy club? I. Kant. * The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me? * The Arafat club? Yessir. * The Alzheimer's club? Forget it. * The Ebert movie club? Roger. * The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life. * The Peter Pan club? Never. Never. * The Japanese theater club? Noh. * The quarterback club? I'll pass. * The Rhett Butler club? I don't give a damn. * The compulsive rhymers club? Okey-dokey. * The Spanish optometrists club? Si. * The anti-perspirant club? Sure. * The pregnancy club? Conceivably. * The Procrastinator's Club? Maybe next week. * The Self Esteem Builders? They wouldn't accept me anyway. * The Agoraphobic Society? Only if they meet at my house. * The Co-Dependence Club? Can I bring a friend? * The Prayer Group? God willing!