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Some wisdom for you . . . ..enjoy . . .nancy v h Great Truths Children Have Learned 1. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair 2. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.They always catch the second person. 3. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 4. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 5. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. 6. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. 8. Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. 9. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10. The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.