WHICH, Barb, brings up the question: "Why do ladies like little tables so much? I would rather have one big honkin' table, that you can put everything on, OR, no table at all, and just use the "big shelf" (AKA the FLOOR) for storing items, so they never fall off! And what about the FAKE tables that are just little disks covered with a large rag (some folks call it "fabric") but if you put anything heavier than a book of matches, it tips over......Now let me tell you a story about falling! Barb (my wife) and I were invited to a wedding in a co-worker's home. I had been coughing a lot and Barb said something about me trying not to cough during the ceremony, so as not to embarass her in front of her co-workers. (I) I was so busy trying not to cough, that I fell head first into a conversation pit, feet flying in the air, knocked over a chair, and almost did a 7/10 split between two nice ladies standing in my path. Good news, was, after that, NO ONE noticed when I coughed! My only excuse was that I am clumsy, and was not watching where I was walking. [log in to unmask]