My grandson told me this one today. Five people; Michael Jordan, a movie star, a man who thinks he knows it all, a hippie, and a priest were all flying together one day. The plane developed engine problems and was going down fast, but there were only 4 parachutes. Michael Jordan took the first parachute because he is loved by so many people. The movie star took the second because he was loved by so many people. The know-it-all said he had to have the next parachute because he knows everything and is so needed. The priest turned to the hippie and said my days are over, you take the last parachute. The hippie said not so fast. Mr. Know-it-all just jumped with my backpack. don't forget how to laugh (and do it often) Marling McReynolds [log in to unmask] http://members.tripod.com/~marling