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Here's a poem I recently promised (threatened?) to post.


YO PD


Yo listen to 'dis
Have yous heard?
The latest word on da street
Ain't got nuthin' to do
Wid' that usual stuff
Ya'll are used to.

Crime, drugs, rape,  murder.
The usual theme
Of this kinds of song
Has done been wore out
So we be pushin' another.

Yo brother, yo sister,
Or yo sister's little kid.
Yeah dude, even you too.
Any one o' ya'll,
This could happen to you.

Gradually,  you notice
Something
Ain't quite right,
Or maybe left.

You goes to move
An arm or a leg,
And it either shakes
Like you done overdid it
The night befo'

Or it says,
"Yo dude, just leave me alone.
I don't feel like movin',
So just leave me alone."

And you thinks to yoself,
"Hey man, is this a bad trip,
Or did someone pause the VCR
With yours truly trapped
In some alien flick?"

No, neither be the case,
And when yo friends start asking,
"Yo dude, what's wrong?"
You know somethin' be up,
Fo' real.

Somethin' most definitely be up,
Cuz you almost bean the po' batter
In the head
Throwin' the ball
Back to the pitcher.

Since you don't want no lawsuit,
You decides to see yo favorite M.D.,
An'  she says,
"Well child, altho' you be young,
Looks like you got a thing called P.D."

"Say what?", says you.
"That don't compute.
My old lady's old lady
Had a thing called P.D."

"Well, I'm afraid you've got it too."
Hmmmm.
But how?  But why?
"You must be lucky,"
Was all she could say.

Lucky, that's me.
Me and my buddy, P.D.

"What does P.D. stand for?"
Some dudes might say:
Permanently Disabled,
Perpetually Disembodied,
Partially Dead.

While it could be meanin'
Pesticide Destroyed
There ain't no way
I be accepting my fate,
Dude.

See, I be young.
Or so I done thought.
Meant to run, skip, hop,
And boogie.

PD, or not PD.
That be my question.
I think I be choosin'
Not PD.

Yo Bro', Yo Sis,
Since we be young,
Let's keep dancin' to the Rap Rhythm.

"WTF!" Dudes,
"Let's go raise some Hell!"


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Think this would make it on MTV?!  hahaha!

Wendy Tebay

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