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In a message dated 98-06-22 18:59:40 EDT, [log in to unmask] writes: > > > >====================================================== > > >If you are in need of an excuse ......... > > >here are some good ones > > > > > > These are actual excuse notes from parents (including > > > original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University > of > > > Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston... > > > > > > My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. > > > Please execute him. > > > > > > Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her > > > shot. > > > > > > Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, > > > 31, 32, and also 33. > > > > > > Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. > > > > > > Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell > > > out of a tree and misplaced his hip. > > > > > > John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his > > > face. > > > > > > Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He > was > > > hurt in the growing part. > > > > > > Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered > > > > by very close veins. > > > > > > Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. > > > > > > Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. > > > > > > Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) > > > (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the > > > > > )'s] > > > > > > Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea > and > > > his boots leak. > > > > > > Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. > > > > > > Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. > > > > > > I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping > because > > > I don't know what size she wear. > > > > > > Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to > > > get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, > we > > > thought it was Sunday. > > > > > > Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her > > > > funeral. > > > > > > My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent > a > > > weekend with the Marines. > > > > > > Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and > > > > could not breed well. > > > > > > Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with > > > > gramps. > > > > > > Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. > > > > > > Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. > > > > > > Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore > > > throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, > > > fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached > > > > all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There > > > must be something going around, her father even got hot last > night. > > > > --------- End forwarded message ---------- >