Okay, here goes, Bruce: New HMO motto: "From Cradle to Grave, What Money We Save!" For the renaming, here are my entries: (Winner gets a free, all expense paid pallidotomy, performed by an intern's assistant, using a Dremel hobby drill, and a crochet hook, under the watchful eye of the Janitor's helper at the World Renowned Facility "Fred's Unclean Clinic and Pet Cemetary") 1 Hostile Monetary Organization. 2 Hateful Monster Orgy 3 Hairy Mean Ogres 4 Happy Money Oglers 5 Hurting Most Oldsters 6 Halting Most Operations 7 Happily Mocking Others Good luck! [log in to unmask]