Q: How many Parkinson's Information Exchange members does it take to
change
a light bulb?
A: 1,354:
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that
the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light
bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames
109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please
take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb
203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and
alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use
light bulbs and these posts **are** relevant to this list
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different bulbs
14 to post URLs that were posted incorrectly and post corrected
URLs
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to
this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including
all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too"
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
47 to say this is just what alt.physics.cold_fusion was meant
for,
leave it here
23 to try any put the whole procedure into print using
combinations of ((()))- - - >>>><<<<
^^^^^^||||\\\\////.......####===~~~~~~~ and any other unique available
symbols.
143 votes for alt.lite.bulb
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