Yeah, but we'll have to get Dennis in Australia to screw it back in
because of the corollas effect.
Didn't send with original post, here's one I left out:
Q: How many senior managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs
burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as managers can do
to make the light bulbs work smarter, not harder.
Some day when this dies back down, I'll post the rest of them. I can't
take credit for them, they were sent to me from an old high school
buddy, now living in California. We just recently got in touch again and
are having a ball reminiscing.
Darwin
> ----------
> From: Terry Hopping[SMTP:[log in to unmask]]
> Sent: Wednesday, August 12, 1998 12:42 PM
> To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN
> Subject: Unforseen Problem
>
> I have, as all good managers will, comtimplated this light bulb change
> and
> decided in my best Business School accumine that it needs to be
> esculated
> from a routine change request to a full fledged delima ...
>
> I as probably many of us here have weakness in the hands. I am
> refering
> this back to our resident engineer to study the possibility of a group
> of
> us hanging onto the light bulb for dear life while the spin of the
> earth is
> accelerated by the Accounting Dept.. IN this mater the light bulb will
> unscrew it's self.
>
> Terry
>
