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Gina, I am going to have to ask you a question: What use is a chainsaw in
making jewelry?
(Just kidding, I am sure you had another use in mind!)  There is an old story
about the old hermit who lived in the mountains and cut his own trees etc.
One day he went into town to get his handsaw sharpened, and when the hardware
clerk heard he was using it to cut down trees, he asked how many he cut in a
day, and the hermit said "four or five' The clerk said he could do that in ten
minutes with a chainsaw.  The hermit buys the chainsaw and comes back all worn
out the next day to return it and said it took all day to cut one tree!
The clerk offers to check the chainsaw and see what the problem is, and pulls
the starter rope. The chainsaw roars to life and the hermit is stunned, :
"WHAT'S THAT NOISE!!!!"
he yells..........
I guess that's it for chainsaw humor! TTYL,
KenB