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Gina.... Ya forgot to add that chain saws are great to use for opening cans of cola! Then ya don't have to deal with them pesky little flip-tops on the can.... <grin> Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] ---------- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of Gina Cass. Sent: Sunday, August 16, 1998 8:47 PM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Re: NON-PD Jewelery w/Chainsaw Ken: You have never heard of "Chainsaw Art"? And I live in Indiana? Well, you can do many things with a chainsaw. Imagine the look of surprise on your children's faces when you cut their pancakes. Also, you can do wonderful things with the chain saw and peanut better and jelly. Designs that are out of this world. Have some much needed body work on the car. Your trustly dusty little package of power will get that car right. Home repairs are a snap, remove that wall in less time then it took to put it up. Want a window? You can have a new window to let the sunshine in. Like you said, Ken, I use my little buzz baby to do so many things. I solved the question of you's yard was that tree in. No ones now. Having problems in traffic, that is why these little babies are priced just right so you can have 2-3 , keep one in the trunk of your car. That way you take car of problems in traffic. Fell a tree on the offending car. Or simply cut the car in half. But I keep loosing my perspective, using the puppy for making jewelry. Driving around at night, you see that fine new Porsche. See the fenders, use your chain saw buddy to remove the fenders, make a few belts, some large adornments for a necklace. Earrings will be a hoot. Cut and trim until you get them just the perfect shape. At the grocery, being of the shorter stature this will take care of my problem, that what I want is on the top shelf, and no stock person to be found. The sign "Use The Other Door" will cease to have meaning. Also, by parking so close to my car I just take that side off, because apparently you did not value it. This is my favorite one, You see I walk with a walking stick(dizzy spells) so why do you incessantly push, knock into, bumb into me. This lovely model, red metalflake will help me locate a brain in your head, if you have one. I can't believe how stupid you are to almost. You will see my with it, strapped to my thigh. I just wanted you to know, that I make the best of one thing,>I have followers who TTFN Gina Hugs |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||