Paul... OBVIOUSLY you haven't read the "Parkies NO-NO Book." It says, right there on page 1845, "Stay away from them chain saws!" Sheeeeesh.... I thought EVERYBODY knew that... even Ken B., tho he's an "Parkie-by-association." (an honorary position "awarded" all who have a loved one who's got or has had PD). Barb Mallut [log in to unmask] ---------- From: Parkinson's Information Exchange on behalf of Paul-W. Turloff Sent: Wednesday, August 19, 1998 11:04 PM To: Multiple recipients of list PARKINSN Subject: Humor This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_002A_01BDCC50.0EF79B00 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Thanks to Leo Fuhr, maybe it is that humour is the best medicine after = all ? Which makes me think, reading the list it appears to me that you = folks seem to have a lot of misfortune with chainsaws. Is this dreaded = PD getting to you really that much or are you a clumsy lot? You must = appreciate , chainsaws were not designed to cut your fingernails. = Perhaps I have a solution, if you must do these things, use a "Whipper = Snipper", the business end of those gadgets are farther away from where = you are and providing you are wearing shoes ( as you Should ) you won't = even hurt your tootsies? Cheers Paul. ------=_NextPart_000_002A_01BDCC50.0EF79B00 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN"> <HTML> <HEAD> <META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 = http-equiv=3DContent-Type> <META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.72.3110.7"' name=3DGENERATOR> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT color=3D#000000 size=3D2>Thanks to Leo Fuhr, maybe it is that = humour is=20 the best medicine after all ? Which makes me think, reading the list it = appears=20 to me that you folks seem to have a lot of misfortune with chainsaws. Is = this=20 dreaded PD getting to you really that much or are you a clumsy lot? You = must=20 appreciate , chainsaws were not designed to cut your fingernails. = Perhaps I have=20 a solution, if you must do these things, use a "Whipper=20 Snipper", the business end of those gadgets are farther away from = where you=20 are and providing you are wearing shoes ( as you Should ) you = won't even=20 hurt your tootsies? Cheers Paul.</FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_002A_01BDCC50.0EF79B00--