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> <<<<<Here is how a true Parky can get tangled up in the Web. May the good Lord > comfort him in his despair>>>>> > > I would welcome any help. A few years ago, I could have blamed this on a > commie plot. Now, I don't know what to say except "Duhhhhh". As a recovering > alcoholic (18 years), Park 4 years?; diabetic?, hated lawyer -- it seems as > though even the computers have turned on me like snakes. Lest I be accused of > exaggerating the extent to which your computer thumbed its nose at me, observe > this litany of woes: > > RESPONSE FROM LISTSERV --commenting on my first email > > Dear Folks: I was a faithful lurker for some time and then I dropped out in > Unknown command - "DEAR". Try HELP. > > > the course of computer difficulties compounded by an overflowing mailbox . > I > Unknown command - "THE". Try HELP. > > > have missed the comradship of others with this damn problem and persuaded my > Unknown command - "HAVE". Try HELP. > > > good friend Ryan Law to explain once again how to get back on line. I hope > Unknown command - "GOOD". Try HELP. > > > that I have this down pat with the message of in SUBscribe PARKINSN > Stanfield > Unknown command - "THAT". Try HELP. > > > PettifogSt > Unknown command - "PETTIFOGST". Try HELP. > > Summary of resource utilization > ------------------------------- > CPU time: 0.010 sec Device I/O: 0 > Overhead CPU: 0.000 sec Paging I/O: 1 > CPU model: sun4m > > > ----------------------- Headers ------------------------------ > > > MY RESPONSE: > Help SUBscribe PARKINSN Stanfield > > > LISTSERV RESPONSE TO ME > > Help SUBscribe PARKINSN Stanfield > > LISTSERV version 1.8b - most commonly used commands > > Info Order documentation > Lists Get a description of all lists > SUBscribe listname Subscribe to a list > SIGNOFF listname Sign off from a list > SIGNOFF * (NETWIDE - from all lists on all servers > REView listname Review a list > Query listname Query your subscription options > SET listname options Update your subscription options > INDex Order a list of LISTSERV files > GET filename filetype Order a file from LISTSERV > REGister full_name|OFF Tell LISTSERV about your name > > There are more commands (AFD, FUI, PW, etc). Send an INFO REFCARD for a > comprehensive reference card, or just INFO for a list of available > documentation files. > > This server is managed by: > [log in to unmask] > > Summary of resource utilization > ------------------------------- > CPU time: 0.010 sec Device I/O: 1 > Overhead CPU: 0.010 sec Paging I/O: 1 > CPU model: sun4m > > What is the situation? Am I signed on again? rejected? wha' hoppen?J. > Stanfield ([log in to unmask]) > > > What is the situation? Am I signed on again? rejected? wha' hoppen?J. > Unknown command - "WHAT". Try HELP. > > > Stanfield ([log in to unmask]) > Unknown command - "STANFIELD". Try HELP. > > Summary of resource utilization > ------------------------------- > CPU time: 0.000 sec Device I/O: 0 > Overhead CPU: 0.000 sec Paging I/O: 0 > CPU model: sun4m > > > ----------------------- Headers ------------------------------ > > totally confused. What do I have to do? Obviously, I am not a computer > expert. I am just someone with Parkinson's Disease who would like to get back > on line -- somehow, someway, someday. [log in to unmask] (Jack Stanfield) > > listserv response > > totally confused. What do I have to do? Obviously, I am not a computer > Unknown command - "TOTALLY". Try HELP. > > > expert. I am just someone with Parkinson's Disease who would like to get > back > Unknown command - "EXPERT.". Try HELP. > > > on line -- somehow, someway, someday. [log in to unmask] (Jack Stanfield) > Unknown command - "ON". Try HELP. > > Summary of resource utilization > ------------------------------- > CPU time: 0.000 sec Device I/O: 0 > Overhead CPU: 0.010 sec Paging I/O: 0 > CPU model: sun4m > > > ----------------------- Headers ------------------------------ > > > > > I surrender. Help SUBscribe PARKINSN Stanfield. As I said, I am no expert at > this business all I want to do is to hear from other folks with this dreadful > malady and not spend the rest of my life reading obtuse messages from a > nameless and faceless and humorless robot (?)> [log in to unmask] (Jack > Stanfield). > > > RESPONSE > I surrender. Help SUBscribe PARKINSN Stanfield. As I said, I am no expert at > Unknown command - "I". Try HELP. > > > this business all I want to do is to hear from other folks with this > dreadful > Unknown command - "THIS". Try HELP. > > > malady and not spend the rest of my life reading obtuse messages from a > Unknown command - "MALADY". Try HELP. > > > nameless and faceless and humorless robot (?)> [log in to unmask] (Jack > Unknown command - "NAMELESS". Try HELP. > > > Stanfield). > Unknown command - "STANFIELD).". Try HELP. > > Summary of resource utilization > ------------------------------- > CPU time: 0.010 sec Device I/O: 0 > Overhead CPU: 0.000 sec Paging I/O: 0 > CPU model: sun4m > > > ----------------------- Headers ------------------------------ > > > > In capitals? HELP SUBscribe PARKINSN Stanfield > > RESPONSE > > In capitals? HELP SUBscribe PARKINSN Stanfield > Unknown command - "IN". Try HELP. > > Summary of resource utilization > ------------------------------- > CPU time: 0.010 sec Device I/O: 0 > Overhead CPU: 0.000 sec Paging I/O: 0 > CPU model: sun4m > > FORGET IT -- NOT WORTH THE STRUGGLE. > > > LETTER TO JIM RYAN: > Jim: can't cope with the insipid idiot who wants to show me his/her > brilliance and his/her efficiency. It(?) can't possibly have Park -- too > pusillanimous (sp?) to be anything except the South end of a Northbound horse. > A true American pissant. Jake >