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This is for the many cat lovers I have heard from on the list. Debbie White [log in to unmask] > > >An older woman was cleaning out her attic, with her cat by her side for > company. Amongst the boxes and old papers, she found a little lamp. She > picked it up and wiped it off on her apron, when *POOF* out popped a > Genie. "I will grant you three wishes" proclaimed the Genie. The woman > thought for a moment and said, "I wish I was a the most beautiful 20 year > old woman in the world, I wish I had more money than I knew what to do > with, and I wish you would turn my cat into the most handsome prince > around." With that the Genie nodded and after a huge cloud of dust > cleared, the Genie was gone and so was the lamp. The woman looked at > herself and she was certainly beautiful. She was surrounded with scads of > large bills. She flung an armful in the air and watched it all flutter > down around her. She giggled with delight at the mountains of cash. Then, > she turned to look where her adoring cat once stood. > > There, in the feline's place stood a tall, dark, handsome man with chiseled > features, a washboard stomach, broad shoulders and a soccer-player-tush. > She walked over to him, he put his arms around her, brushed his hand upon > her cheek, looked deep into her eyes and whispered so softly, "Now, > ...aren't you sorry you had me neutered?" >