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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. --part0_909296287_boundary Content-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII --part0_909296287_boundary Content-ID: <[log in to unmask]> Content-type: message/rfc822 Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit Content-disposition: inline From: [log in to unmask] Return-path: <[log in to unmask]> To: [log in to unmask] Subject: Re: hysterical joke Date: Tue, 13 Oct 1998 15:07:18 EDT Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit > The first Jewish woman President is elected, and she calls her Mother: > "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to the swearing-in > ceremony." > > "I don't know, what would I wear?" > > "Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker" > > "But I only eat kosher food" > > "Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food" > > "But how will I get there?" > > "I'll send a limo, just come mama" > > "Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy." > The great day comes, and mama is seated between the Supreme Court > Justices and the Future Cabinet members. > > She nudges the gentleman on her right: > "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible ?... > Her brother's a doctor!" > --part0_909296287_boundary--