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In a message dated 10/25/98 1:19:33 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: > > > The first Jewish woman President is elected, and she calls her Mother: > > "Mama, I've won the elections, you've got to come to the swearing-in > > ceremony." > > > > "I don't know, what would I wear?" > > > > "Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker" > > > > "But I only eat kosher food" > > > > "Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food" > > > > "But how will I get there?" > > > > "I'll send a limo, just come mama" > > > > "Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy." > > The great day comes, and mama is seated between the Supreme Court > > Justices and the Future Cabinet members. > > > > She nudges the gentleman on her right: > > "You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible ?... > > Her brother's a doctor!" > > >