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>Subject: Perfection :-)))
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>Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a =
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>Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy =
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>driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when
>they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the
>perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
>loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
>along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions
>deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
>Only one of them survived the accident.
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>The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed In
>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
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> ****Women - stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
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> So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
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>accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this,
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