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<html> At 08:15 PM 10/26/98 -0700, you wrote: <br> <blockquote type=3Dcite cite>>Subject: Perfection=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0= =A0=A0=A0 :-)))<br> ><br> >Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect<br> >courtship, they had a perfect wedding.<br> >Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas<br> >Eve, this perfect couple were<br> >driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when<br> >they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the<br> >perfect couple, they stopped to help.<br> ><br> >There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to<br> >disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple<br> >loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving<br> >along delivering the toys.=A0 Unfortunately, the driving conditions<br> >deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.<br> >Only one of them survived the accident.<br> ><br> > Who was the survivor?=A0 (Scroll down for the answer.)<br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> >The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed=A0=A0 In<br> >the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no<br> >such thing as a perfect man.<br> ><br> > ****Women - stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.<br> > Men keep scrolling****.<br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> > So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect=A0 woman<br> >must have been driving. This explains why there was a=A0 car<br> >accident.=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0 By the way, if you're a woman and you're readin= g this,<br> >this<br> >=A0 illustrates another point: women never listen either.<br> ><br> ><br> ><br> ><br> >THE ONLY PERFECT PERSON I KNOW IS VIVIAN JUST ASK HER LOLO</blockquote><br> &nbs= p; &n= bsp; I.Y.Q. DON & VIVIAN<br> <br> <br> </html>