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In a message dated 10/28/98 7:24:51 AM Eastern Standard Time, [log in to unmask] writes: > > I got a funny outa this one! > > > > > > >(((((((((GEORGIA CYCLONE)))))))))))) > > > > > > > >-- > >> > Date: Monday, October 26, 1998 5:14 PM > >> > > >> > I had to send this one...... Thanks Pam..... Laughing....!!!! > >> > > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > >> > > >> > Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge > >> > around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting > >up to > >> > maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is a > >> > sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and > >some > >> > actually join in for pleasure. > >> > > >> > One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened > >> > and a man stepped out with his arm out stretched. "STOP!" he said > >> > in a firm voice. > >> > "Have you got a valid drivers license?" > >> > > >> > Ethel fished around in her handbag on her lap and pulled out a > >> > candy bar wrapper which she held up to him. > >> > > >> > "Ok" he said, and she went on her way. Taking the > >> > corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, another man stepped out in > >> > front of her and shouted "Stop! Have you got valid registration > >for your > >> > vehicle, madam?" > >> > > >> > Ethel dug into her handbag again and pulled out a photo of her late > >> > husband which she held up to him and he allowed her to carry on. > >> > > >> > Going down the final corridor before the front door, a third > >> > man stepped out in front of her. He was stark naked and was > >holding a > >> > sizeable erection in his hand. "Oh no", screeched Ethel, "Not the > >> > breathalyser again!" > >> > > >> > ------ > >> > doc > >> > http://www.taylorbmw.com > >> > Get your prescription for 100% pure BMW driving fun from Doc! > >> > > >> > > >> > >> > > > >_________________________________________________________ > >DO YOU YAHOO!? > >Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > >