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This one folks with the wishes to you to have a nice weekend ... :-) -- An old cowboy, dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. While he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. "Are you a real cowboy?" she asked. "Well," he replied, "I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, and the lot, so I guess I am." After a short while, he asked her what she was. She replied, "Well, I've never been on a ranch before so I'm definitely not a cowboy. Actually, I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. When I eat, shower, and watch TV, I always seem to be thinking of women." The confused but intrigued cowboy ordered another drink. Some time later, a couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" "Well, to be honest," he said, "I always thought I was, but I just realized that I'm actually a lesbian." -- Cheers , +----| Joao Paulo de Carvalho |------ + | [log in to unmask] | +--------| Salvador-Bahia-Brazil |------+