Wendy, as my offering for your collection, can I resuscitate the following: > > So, for the (not so) musically inclined, I have produced the > following offerings: > > The Y2K Song (to the tune of "Oh, Sinnerman") > > (3x) Oh, Sinemet, where'm I gonna get you? > > ALL ON THAT DAY > > Nineteen ninety-nine > > We still know where to get you > > When Y2K comes, the computer will not let you > > Fill our doctors' 'scripts > > So its an even bet you > > Won't give us the meds we need. > > Festination (to the tune of "Fascination"): > > Thanks to festination, I fall > > That's because my steps are so quick and so small > > Pallidotomy > > Scares Hell outa me > > Deep brain stimulation sounds worse than PD > > Take some eldepryl or permax > > Sinemet CR, Tasmar or Mirapex > > Go to exercise class and > > Join a support group > > Take the time to learn the facts. > > Hilary Blue