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A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus.
>She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at
>her. She immediately moved to another seat.
>
>This time the smile turned into a grin, so she
>moved again. The man seemed more amused.
>
>When on the fourth move, the man burst out
>laughing. She complained to the driver and had
>the man arrested. The case came up in court.
>
>The judge asked the man what he had to say for himself.
>
>The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this,
>When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but
>notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said,
>"The Gold Dust Twins are coming" and I had to smile.
>
>Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
>"Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I
>had to grin.
>
>Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
>"William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could
>hardly control myself.
>
>BUT....when she moved the fourth time and sat
>under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
>have prevented this accident." I laughed out loud.
>
>"Case Dismissed" said the Judge.
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