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A little Halloween humor:


>>Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
>>The barmaid came over to take their orders.
>>"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
>>The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
>>The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
>>The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said,
>>"I will have a glass of plasma."
>>The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called
>>to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."


Wendy Tebay