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> Subject: New Words for the Week > > 1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just > after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. > > 2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets > into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out. > > 3) Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that > stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, > unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near > future. > > 4) Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders > the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. > > 5) Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a > grub in the fruit you're eating. > > 6) Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the > day consuming only things that are good for you. > > 7) Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem > smarter when you come at them rapidly. > > 8) Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel > you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as > an E-T-ry. > > 9) Faunacated (adj.) How wildlife ends up when its > environment is destroyed. Hence faunacatering (v.), which > has made a meal of many species. > > 10) Foreploy (n.) Any misrepresentation or outright lie > about yourself that leads to sex. > > 11) Grantartica (n.) The cold, isolated place where art > companies dwell without funding. > > 12) Hemaglobe (n.) The bloody state of the world. > > 13) Intaxication (n.) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, > which lasts until you realize it was your money to start > with. > > 14) Kinstirpation (n.) A painful inability to move > relatives who come to visit. > > 15) Lullabuoy (n.) An idea that keeps floating into your > head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep.