Print

Print


This is a multi-part message in MIME format.

------=_NextPart_000_0092_01BE0F39.896988E0
Content-Type: text/plain;
        charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

WHY I AM SO TIRED:=20

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack
of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now I found out
the real reason.

I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country
is 237 million.

104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.=20

There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the
work.=20

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.=20

This leaves 19 million to do the work.=20

Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to
do the work.=20

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and
City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the
work.=20

Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two
people to do the work.

You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading jokes.


------=_NextPart_000_0092_01BE0F39.896988E0
Content-Type: text/html;
        charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD W3 HTML//EN">
<HTML>
<HEAD>

<META content=3Dtext/html;charset=3Diso-8859-1 =
http-equiv=3DContent-Type>
<META content=3D'"MSHTML 4.72.3110.7"' name=3DGENERATOR>
</HEAD>
<BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff>
<DIV>WHY I AM SO TIRED: <BR><BR>For a couple years I've been blaming it =
on iron=20
poor blood, lack<BR>of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. Now =
I found=20
out<BR>the real reason.<BR><BR>I'm tired because I'm overworked. The =
population=20
of this country<BR>is 237 million.<BR><BR>104 million are retired. That =
leaves=20
133 million to do the work. <BR><BR>There are 85 million in school, =
which leave=20
48 million to do the<BR>work. <BR><BR>Of this there are 29 million =
employed by=20
the federal government. <BR><BR>This leaves 19 million to do the work.=20
<BR><BR>Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million =
to<BR>do=20
the work. <BR><BR>Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for =
State=20
and<BR>City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the =
work.<BR><BR>There are=20
188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the<BR>work. =
<BR><BR>Now,=20
there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two<BR>people to do =
the=20
work.<BR><BR>You and me . . . and you're sitting there reading=20
jokes.<BR></DIV></BODY></HTML>

------=_NextPart_000_0092_01BE0F39.896988E0--