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I just signed up for nomail, but thought you might get a chuckled out of the following. Leaving tomorrow morning for Edmonton and it is snowing here today!!! Nancy B cg for 64/15 >>Actual Ads >> >>AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO >>SELDOM WASHED. >> >>FATHERS DAY SALE: TAMPAX TAMPONS $5.99 >> >>1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer >> >>SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. >> >>BIG B BRAND PANTY LINERS, WITH BUILT IN FLASH -- 99 cents >> >>FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG >> >>2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 >> >>TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT'S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, >>AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800 >> >>TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700 >> >>BLACK FACE COWS, CALVES...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. >> >>'83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000 >> >>VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS >> >>STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15 >> >>DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOUR VALENTINE - HAVE YOUR SEPTIC TANK >>PUMPED. >> >>FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR DOG >> >>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. >> >>SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE - 89 cents >> >>GERMAN SHEPARD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. >> >>FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. >> >>FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME. >> >>CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE -- BONELESS >> >>BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" >> >>SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS >> >>FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG...LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE...BETTER >>BE A REWARD. >> >>HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE >>HAVE IT!" >> >>GET A LITTLE JOHN - THE TRAVELING URINAL - HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF >>BEER. >> >>PRESIDENT'S CHOICE - COW MANURE - 2 33lb bags - $5 >> >>HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB >> >>GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. >> >>CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER >> >>WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE! >> >>BARBIE COUNTRY RIDE -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike). >> >>'93 PONTIAC LEMONS - LOW MILES >> >>FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT. >> >>FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE - 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS >> >>AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100 >> >>TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND >>FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. >> >>NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY >>87NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. >>PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VINCINITY ARE DEAD. >> >>THE MOST ROMANTIC LOVE SONGS OF THE '50s: INCLUDING "16 TONS" BY >>TENNESSEE ERNIE FORD >> >>EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175. >> >>LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. >> >>WOMEN - ANY SIZE - FREE BUTT MASSAGE >> >>THESE 2 HEADLINES WERE ARTICLES NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE SAME PAGE: >>BREASTFEEDING MONTH SLATED and REPORT: MEN NEED TO DRINK MILK TOO >> >>CHICKEN & DUMPING DINNER TO BE HELD SATURDAY >> >>SO FRENCH, AFTER ONE CUP YOU'LL WANT TO GO OUI, OUI. >> >>GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb. >> >>GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL. >> >>BAR S SLICED BOLOGNA - REGULAR OR TASTY - SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2 >> >>OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON - FREE COFFEE & DONUTS >> >>EYE OF ROUND ROAST - $1.99 lb. - BONERLESS >> >>KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box >> >>FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb. > >