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Subject: Elevator Fun
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1998 11:11:48 EST
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>* Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours
> upside-down.
>
>* Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
> ">>I've<< got new socks on!"
>
>* Start a sing-along! Suggestions: "Your Are My Sunshine, My Only
> Sunshine" or "R-E-S-P-E-C-T."
>
>* Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and start pushing all the red
> buttons.
>
>* Bet the other passengers you can balance a quarter in your nose.
>
>* Bring a patio chair along.
>
>* When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your
> beeper?"
>
>* Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
>
>* Excitedly ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
> for them.
>
>* Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
>
>* Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers through it.
>
>* Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
> them to call you "Admiral."
>
>* Stare at your thumb and say, "Bigger. I think it's getting bigger."
>
>* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut
> up! All of you just shut UP!"
>
>* Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
>
>* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
> other passengers that this is your "personal space".
>
>* If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD
> TOUCH!"
>
>* Jump in the air when the elevator starts or stops moving. Convince
> other passengers that they just HAVE to try this!
>
>* Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while pushing buttons to the notes.
>
>* Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
>
>* Make race car noises when people get on and off.
>
>* On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural resonance frequency
> of the elevator.
>
>* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask
> "Got enough air in there?
>
>* On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
> open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "pink"
> at the bottom.
>
>* Meow occasionally. (Or do the baby noises thing if you can.)
>
>* Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
>
>* Play the accordion.
>
>* Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
>
>* Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
> getting off. (Add occasional muffled sobs if desired.)
>
>* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>
>* Take a big bite of a sandwich and quickly ask another passenger,
> "I'm surry, I dedn't bring e-nuf for you. Wannabite?"
>
>* Stare suspiciously at another passenger for a while, then announce,
> "You're one of THEM!" and recoil to the far corner of the elevator.
>
>* Shave.
>
>* Say "DING!" at each floor.
>
>* When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
> open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
>
>* When you get off at your floor, and know the elevator will stop a
> couple floors away, race to the stairs and be standing directly in
> front of the doors when they open up and say, "HI, Remember me?!?"
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