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do not read if offended by the word "s--t" RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD TAOISM: Shit Happens HARE KRISHNA: Shit Haappens Rama Rama Ding Ding HINDUISM: This Shit Happened Before ISLAM: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage ZEN: What is the Sound of Shit Happening BUDDHISM: When shit Happens, is it reallyshit? CONFUCIANISM: Confucias say: Shit Happens 7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays PROTESTANTISM: Shit wont happen if I work harder CATHOLICISM: If Shit Happens I deserve it JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock Knock, "Shit Happens" UNITARIAN: What is this shit? MORMON: Shit happens again& again & again. JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to me? RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.