As this is the end of my first week on the list and considering the heavy
topics that were discussed, i would like to go into the weekend on a humorous
note.
The question is are we really that stupid?
On my hairdryer instructions
Do not use while sleeping
On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap
Directions: use like regular soap.
Frozen dinner that says
Serving suggestion: Defrost
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box
Fits one head
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
Instructions:open packet, eat nuts
On a Swedish made chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
And finally how many times have we walked into a public building and noticed
the little sign affixed to the glass that says "No dogs allowed except seeing
eye dogs"
Who is going to read that?
Have a great weekend and remember man is the only creature endowed with the
power of laughter.
Keep smiling
Tom Kelly
49/30/27
