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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead
by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give
anything to sink this next putt."=20

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a
fourth of your sex life?"  The golfer thinks the man is crazy
and that his answer will be meaningless, but also that perhaps
this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind
to make the difficult putt and says, "OK,"  and sinks the putt.=20

Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get
an eagle on this hole."  The same stranger moves to his side and
says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"  The
golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.=20

Down to the final hole.  The golfer needs yet another eagle to
win.  Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and
says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life
to win this match?"=20

The golfer says, "Certainly."  And makes the eagle. =20

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks
alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with
you because you don't know who I am.  I'm the devil, and from
now on you will have no sex life."=20

"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."=20


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