here Bruce....stolen scandinavian tales, abbreviated, clean ............
bernardo
1. at the yearly parade in Minn. swedes lined up on one side, norwegians
on other.
during the parade swedes threw firecrackers at norw. who lighted them
and threw them back.
2. daughter: dad, i am pregnant .......norwegian dad; how do you know
it'ss yours ?
3. guide: this statue is 2500 yrs old. ...swede; how can it be, it's only
1998?
4. fbi sent picture of fugitive killer to helsinki police who replied , we
arrestted the ones on the left and right, still looking for the middle guy.
5.dane wanted to learn swedish. was told operation was needed to take out
1/4 of brain. during
operation surgeon slipped and took out 1/2 of brain. patient awoke
singing the norwegian national anthem.
6. norwegian calls airline ,: how long from oslo to paris, just a minute
answers clerk,,,thank you, bye
7. cannibals capture 3 scandin. they ask for last wish from each one.
danish says, i'd like a roasted chicken. he gets it, gets eaten , and
his skin is used in making a canoe.
swede says: i'd like a cigarrette, he gets eaten, andd his skin is used
in making a canoe.
norwegian asks for a fork, gets it, aand as he punctures himselff all
over he yells ; you're not gonna ]
'use me for your damn canoe.
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-----Original Message-----
I'd love to pass on some
>Swedish & Norwegian jokes but we must be a boring lot because there aren't
>any.
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