 |
 |
MY HUMOR IS FEEBLE!!?? Why this is the most flaccid, infirm, impotent, anemic, doddering, lame attempt at humor I have ever seen! Stephan >>> "Hawkins, Darwin" <[log in to unmask]> 11/25/98 03:22pm >>> Might I offer a suggestion for something to do (between meals, snacks and pills) over the 4 day weekend (since the song thread has been fairly well stretched to it's limit). We could start a guessing game as to who the alias might be. Ken Becker has already been suggested, but I disagree. He's not funny enough. Dennis in Australia is not articulate enough. Janet Patterson is too quiet and never rocks the boat. Ivan? nah! Bruce Anderson, now there's a possibility. Ah ha!!! I know who it is-------- I.Y.Q. DON (FLASH) McKINLEY!!!!!! Am I right? Am I right? Who would have ever suspected!!! Everybody watch out on the protein intake tomorrow! Wait a minute, that's not going to be a problem anyway, since I always gorge myself and don't move off the couch for 4 hours anyway. Don't forget to make a wish with the old "pullee bone"! Darwin Hawkins 60/5 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Judith, Janet, et al..... Heck.,.. if Michael J. Fox has had a PD diagnosis for 7 years, plus has already had brain surgery to alleviate symptoms, for all WE know, he may have been a List-member for several years, using an alias as so many folks do. Michael? MICHAEL? Are you out there? I'VE got it! I've GOT it! *KEN BECKER* is really Michael J. Fox! (You rascal, you) <grinning> Barb Mallut _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _