This should offend EVERYBODY, except possibly Saddam Hussein: THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was a drink. THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother didn't know who his father was. THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trades. THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He had no permanent address. 3. Nobody would hire him. THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He invented a new religion. AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure He was God. Tim 60/1 - / // C // /// / //// // <[log in to unmask] \\\\ \\ \\\ \ C \\ \\ \ - ================================================================ Timothy R V Foster [log in to unmask] The Garden Flat, 140 Salmons Lane, Whyteleafe, Surrey CR3 0HA UK Telephone (UK) 0181-763-2225 Fax 0181-763-2011 Telephone (International) 44-181-763-2225 Fax 44-181-763-2011 The Slogo Register http://www.thebiz.co.uk/slogos ================================================================