At 05:39 PM 11/25/98 EST, you wrote: >I sincerely hope this doesn't offend ANYONE. >Mary > >Poor Ed! >Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean >cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life-until the boat sank. >He found himself swept up on the shore of an island --------- >He can't believe what he's hearing: "You mean---", he > swallows excitedly, "I can check my e-mail from here....?" > > -------------------------------------------------------------- Mary, I was not offended --- in fact I didn't even think it was a joke. There was a very logical explanation for it all, Ed was a Parkie and simply rearranged his priorities like many of us have to do. I must admit I did have a good laugh as I put myself in Ed's place. Erv Birzer