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Remember When ...

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show=20

A window was something you hated to clean and ram was the cousin of a =
goat

Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights

Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

Memory was something that you lost with age

A cd was a bank account and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped nobody
found out

Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a =
file

And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your =
commode

Cut you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they
wish they were dead





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