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>>HOW TO TELL YOU'RE AN E-MAIL JUNKIE !! >> >>1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check >>your e-mail on the way back to bed. >> >> 2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and Dotcom. >> >> 3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you >just >>pulled the plug on a loved one. >> >>4. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and >your >>child in the overhead compartment. >> >>5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for >the >>free Internet access. >> >> 6. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems. >> >> 7. You start using smileys in your snail mail. >> >> 8. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word >>processor.com >> >> 9. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.. >> >>10. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem. >> >>11. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again. >> >> 12. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because >>they have neutral screennames and you never bothered to ask. >> >> 13. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you >> landscape. >> >> 14. You tell the cab driver you live at >1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html >> >> 15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. >> >> 16. After reading this message, you immediately E-mail it to a friend... >> >> *********************************************** >> >> >> > >