^^^^^^ WARM GREETINGS FROM ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :-) Ivan Suzman 49/39/36 [log in to unmask] :-) Portland, Maine land of lighthouses 46 deg. F :-) ***************************************************** > Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. > * There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to > look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is > that > wrinkles don't hurt. > * Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an > aerobics class pulls a hamstring. > * Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts. > * Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. > * Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the > toy. > * My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. > * The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. > * You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes > and wonder > what else you can do while you're down there. > > G-: --------- End forwarded message ----------