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thought that you might enjoy this . . .nancy v >THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK. > > "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." > > "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last > time management course you sent me to. > > "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" > > "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and > envisioning a new paradigm!" > >"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" > > "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up my contact lens without my > hands." > > "I was actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" > (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.> > >"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution > to our biggest problem." > > And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk"...Amen" >